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Brand Name: Duke Cannon Sub Brand: Mall Santa's Color: White Design: Cough Syrup Product Type: Shower Soap Container Size: 10 oz Number in Package: 1 pk Packaging Type: Boxed REASON ADDED Part of Holiday 2023 Duke Cannon isn't a big fan of wearing costumes, but he'll make an exception around the holidays. Like in December of '03 when Kris Kringle's local stand-in stumbled up to the mall with his beard askew and a case of the brown bottle flu. Duke Cannon booted that cotton-headed ninny muggins from his throne of lies, and proceeded to don St. Nick's uniform himself, saving a cherished holiday tradition and countless youngsters from a sleigh-load of childhood trauma. Smells like the North Pole and peppermints, not beef and cheese..Three times bigger than common bar soaps.Triple milled for superior quality.According to deb in receivables, this is a "super fun" gift for guys.A portion of proceeds benefits veterans and active duty military.....